Before you read these, let me tell you - All these jokes actually happened!!
MS: Ma'm, what did you come with? ( He meant the symptoms that she had )
Patient: Dear boy, I came here with 15 rs and only a mat to sleep on......
Patient: Is twin pregnancy a disease?
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Medical student taking history from an old village lady.MS: Ma'm, what did you come with? ( He meant the symptoms that she had )
Patient: Dear boy, I came here with 15 rs and only a mat to sleep on......
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Medical student taking history in Orthopaedics ward from a person with spinal cord injury following an accident: "Did any one else in your home, your father / mother / siblings meet with a similar accident at any point of time?"
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MS in Gynec wards: Ma'm is there any H/O diseases like Diabetes mellitus, Hypertension or Twin pregnancy in your family?Patient: Is twin pregnancy a disease?
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Anatomy practical exams; Examiner wants the student to take a bone and explain it's anatomy:
Examiner: Take one (Looking at the bones over his table)
Student: No sir (Looking shy)
Examiner: Why man? Take one, I say.....
The student took a glass of tea over the table :-)
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Anatomy practical exams again. Examiner shows clay model of placental circulation and demands - Explain this!
Student (Looking rather perplexed): Tree with branches sir!
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patient in Saharan Africa is on oral contraceptive pills yet comes into the office/hut to find she's pregnant.
practicioner : Well this is wonderful! So you stopped taking the pills?
woman : I still am taking the pills but they keep falling out
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